Okay, customer, I'll give it to you 🍆 But if you don't buy it, the police will turn you in 🤬

Fucking hell, I didn't get a visa out of line for nothing, look who the fuck I fucked

It was caught on a hidden camera - you have to pay the courier somehow

You asked for a massage, what the fuck is a squirt and a creampie, sister? 😳

Dear Apple, I've been fucked by your VR glasses. I guess it's not a bad thing...

She'd let me touch her tits for free, but she'd let me cum inside for a donation

Poured inside and we became instant friends. I knew she needed a creampie